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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Hahahahahahhahaha, I’m so sorry for laughing at this.lulz
I refuse to join the Twilight cult but from what I’ve heard, Edward is NOT romantic, he is a very controlling person and Bella thinks its romantic and goes along with whatever he says. I have no clue why any woman would find that desireable. Sounds like your ex (no offense to her) has bought into the same ideology …
Holy dog shit that’s funny.
aw, shit, so *that’s* why my husband (a very middle aged man) is reading this stuff with such, such, enthralledness?! I’m sure he thinks it’s lovely, how Edward is, and it’s lovely, how Bella loves it. Lol. Thanks for explaining it for me!
